Wednesday, October 24, 2007

I Just Don't Understand, Copperfield

David Copperfield, illusionist to the stars, has recently been accused of rape. And now the FBI is storming his "compound." They found, among other things 2 million dollars in cash.

Two questions arise:

1. Who in the hell has 2 million in cash?

(1 addendum: I want to be that person)

2. Why is the FBI investigating a rape? Because the accused is a celebrity? Because of jurisdictional cross-overs? I'd love to know, truly.

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