Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Why Would You Do This?

In a world where religion is starting to rule the day, I ask why must we screw the world up even more?

A woman just gave birth to a girl and named her Carolyn Kimberly. That's Strike One.

The baby's nickname is Caly. I won't even go into it...but Strike Two, man.

Third, the parents of "Caly" are pronouncing the nickname like "Sally." Freakin' Strike Three!

This kid officially has no chance in life.

A strike out before she could lift up a baseball bat. 'tis really a sad state of affairs.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

i dont think she'd be allowed to play baseball. shes a girl.

I am PS: said...

geez, you're so stuck in the mud with gender roles.

Lita said...

it's not that she's stuck in gender roles, it's just that she realizes that if her mother had to put on makeup to give birth to her, the kid prolly isn't going to be allowed to sweat.